Food Girls: S'more Wars/Transcript

Introduction with Pandimar and Somari

 * Narrator: Today, in El Centro, California, we’ll be seeing a brand new Food Girls special presented by your panda host which it’s known as [Dramatic music as it shows the logo; in a deep voice] S'MORE WARS. [in his normal voice; shows a picture of Pandimar] Now presenting your host Pandimar! [kids cheer as it shows his house and then shows inside where Pandimar is in a space suit. He sees the viewers]
 * Pandimar: Hey, kids! You wanna know why I’m wearing this space suit? Well, because today’s Food Girls special will be taking place in space and time! They'll face against the cosmic events that happened. [taking the space suit out] Well, what are you waiting for? Let's watch! [he runs down, until...]
 * Somari: Hey, Pandimar! Wait up!
 * Pandimar: Well, if it isn't my sidekick, Somari.
 * Somari: I brought popcorn and cotton candy to share!
 * Pandimar: [holds his soda] Well, I brought my soda to drink. [cuts to them as silhouettes in the cinema] Okay, Somari! Hit the remote!
 * Somari: Sure! [pushes the button on the remote]
 * Pandimar: I can’t believe it. There is more Food Girls than ever! I think these is the biggest one yet! [a countdown starts from 10 to 6] THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! Here it comes!!!
 * Somari: ALRIGHT! Pipe down for Pete's sake! [The screens shows a Countdown 5-4-3-2-1]

Chapter 1 - A Sweet Day

 * Narrator: The universe: A vast expanse of space and matter. It includes that we see and all we know. Since the taste bud age, the day today, we have wondered how it'd happened to be. A chance of cosmic events, a bunch of burgers and s'mores, or something much, much, dumber? [At the Burgeria…]
 * French Fry Girl: Thank you, everyone, for coming to this gala event celebrating the meteoric success of Frozen Cheeseburgers. In honor of this momentous occasion, we are going to premiere our 400th commercial.
 * Burger Girl: How much are you charging for these burgers, boy-o?
 * Chocolate Bunny Girl: Yeah, we just give them away.
 * Burger Girl: [freaks out] Agh, you've done a good thing here, lad, but you could use a little frelp, I think. [jumps into the pants] How about we partner up, and I become your boss and pay you minimum wage while I work you mercilessly? What do you say? Yes? Now get back to work and serve those hungry customers! [laughs; Fork Man is looking through a telescope from the Silverware Warfare]
 * Fork Man: [growls] How is that impossible?! Burger Girl just got that Ice Cream Girl back to be known as the WORLD'S GREATEST FRY COOK!!! [in a quiet voice] There's got to be something to cause her to lose her job.
 * Knife Guy: How? Look at this place. You never beaten Burger Girl these years.
 * Fork Man: [walks down and showing his lobotomized squirrel snails] Well, I have been saving these grey lobotomized squirrel snails for three months and all we did was to take out their brains and fixed them by putting a new ones in. If only there was a way I could cause a series of events, that can threatening everyone! [takes a drink of his science juice, which it poofs him into a balloon]
 * Knife Guy: Then, why don't you use your Rocket Missile 200 you haven't used on Friday?
 * Fork Man: [pops back to himself, normally] Great idea, Knife Man! I haven't seen that thing, for a computer date or something. [Knife Man sighs. Fork Man opens the door in his rocket so one of his squirrel snails to walk in] Come right in, squirrel snail. Hopefully, you can have a free park ride... where we will rule the world. [holds out a remote control] Please keep your legs inside the rocket at all times! In counting, [A countdown was shown on Fork Man and Knife Guy's screen] 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Goodbye, world. BLAST OFF! [pushes the button on his remote control. The rocket bursts out of the Silverware Warfare and into the sky, then space from Earth with the squirrel snail screaming and yelping. As it sees a moon, it screams and the rocket bumps into it which it bounces it off, bumping into other planets and objects to make them bounce around. The squirrel snail then bursts out of the rocket ship with its space suit on and sees two asteroids collapsing. It runs through the asteroid belt, then gets tied on the rocket and flies towards a huge meteor. It screams then bursts through and out of the asteroid. It grabs a acorn and steps on the asteroid; it stores it in and salutes. Suddenly, the asteroid breaks into two pieces, and it tries to hold them together but let's go and the asteroid continues to fall towards Earth. Back at the Burgeria…]
 * Burger Girl: [as an orchestra play music and she jumps out of her office] Yippee! Give it up for Burgeria's Dog Day [hot dogs falling from the ceiling] and if you come to down, Come spend your Money Here! Plus, I have the return of our fry-cook. So give it up for Free Hot Dogs! Whoo-hoo! YEE-HAW! Free Hot Dogs!
 * Corn Girl: [walking up to the cash register] Hey, there.
 * Pizza Girl: Hi, customer. I'm Pizza Girl. What would you like to order for hot dog on the stupid day?
 * Corn Girl: Hmm… [looking at the menu] I’ll take a cheeseburger, but with extra hot dogs.
 * Pizza Girl: Well, isn’t that great? [turns to Cookie Girl] One cheeseburger with extra hot dogs! [the tray appears; Pizza Girl gives it to Corn Girl] Here you go, sir. One cheeseburger.
 * Corn Girl: Thanks!
 * Burger Girl: [bursts out of his office] Pizza Girl! Where are you?! [approaches to her] Listen up. I need to let you know that I will be doing hockey with my sister, Chicken Nugget Girl in a few minutes after work time. Just to let you know. [laughs]
 * Pizza Girl: What do you mean?
 * Burger Girl: You know, play, with her. [walks back into his office] I’m glad Cookie Girl is back as me fry cook. [looks at a photo of her with Cookie Girl and starts to kiss the picture] I will be happy, once when I will have plenty of Money for the day! Whoo-hoo!
 * Pizza Girl: [sighs] Hopefully, there will be a nap time for me, after this! Lucky, lucky, lucky.
 * Narrator: A few hours later…
 * Burger Girl: [At the Fast Food Girls' house, she and Chicken Nugget play hockey while standing/running on ice, using a puck, and hockey sticks] Let's go! [while skating] The blazing burger takes on the breakaway! There's never been a player so tough, so graceful!
 * Chicken Nugget Girl: So desperate to score!
 * Burger Girl: She fakes right, she fakes left...!
 * Chicken Nugget Girl: He fakes knowing how to play! [swipes the puck away from his father with her stick] What’s wrong? Lose something?
 * Burger Girl: Wow, rhat was pretty good. Okay, let’s see what you’ve got.
 * Chicken Nugget Girl: You asked for it! [slides with her stick and hits the puck into the goal as snows flies into Burger Girl's’ face] YES! She dominates...again!
 * Burger Girl: Oh, please, me daughter. It was good parenting, we did… pretty good on this.
 * Chicken Nugget Girl: Yes! [they see Hot Dog Girl watching from bushes]
 * Hot Dog Girl: WHOO-HOO! Yeah! [jumping onto the ice; standing] Touchdown! Wait, no. No, not touchdown. What is it? Uh… score! [slips towards Chicken Nugget Girl]
 * Chicken Nugget Girl: Honey, I scored! Did you see me?
 * Hot Dog Girl: Yeah. And you were “amazing”! [holds on to Chicken Nugget Girl from slipping] Whoa!
 * Chicken Nugget Girl: Be careful.
 * Hot Dog Girl: This ice is really icey.
 * Chicken Nugget Girl: Well, you’re cute to me! [they both laugh as Burger Girl sadly sighs and grabs the hockey sticks]
 * Burger Girl: Okay, guess… we’ll play… later. [Burger Mom appears with Ice Cream Grandma holding on to her with her hand]
 * Burger Mom: So, she whooped your bottom again, huh?
 * SpongeBob's Grandma: And with a bottom that big, that's a lot of whooping.
 * Mr. Krabs: Nobody was whooped. It was just a lovely father sharing strategy with his whale daughter.
 * Grandma: And no sucking was a strategy.
 * Ethan Krabs: [holds out flowers with his claw] Ta-da-da-da! For you, my mom in law to be... Buttercups, nature's sunshine!
 * Mr. Krabs: Isn't "sunshine" nature's sunshine?
 * Mama Krabs: [takes the flowers from Ethan's claw] Aw... Thank you, Ethan. It's been so long since anyone has given me flowers. But, you're marrying our daughter. You don’t have to keep bringing us presents.
 * Ethan Krabs: But it makes me happy. [turns to Mr. Krabs] And for you, my guru, my rock, my main krab in the sea… To you, I give the greatest gift of all.
 * Mr. Krabs: [Ethan walks up closer to him] W-W-Wait....What are you doing?
 * Ethan Krabs: [spreading his claws out] Come on, bro-dad. Bring it in. [hugs Mr. Krabs] Oh! I can feel your heart beating!
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay...That’s enough of that.
 * Mama Krabs: You better get used to it. He’ll be living next door.
 * Pearl: Come on, Ethan, you wanna get going?
 * Mama Krabs: Actually, weren’t you gonna help me, with the thing?
 * Pearl: [surprised] Oh...Right. The thing! Gotta do the thing!
 * Mr. Krabs: I can do the thing.
 * Pearl and Mama Krabs: NO!!! [pause]
 * Pearl: It’s a girl thing.
 * Mama Krabs: [gets an idea] Hey! Why don’t you do a guy thing? And I’ll see you later, on this special day! [she giggles which butt-fives Krabs]
 * Pearl: Have you told them about our decision yet?
 * Ethan Krabs: No! I’m waiting for the right time.
 * Mr. Krabs: [pulls Ethan away] Come on, bro-kid! Walk with me. I’m gonna watch butterflies come out of their cocoons.
 * Ethan Krabs: Wow! Really?
 * Mr. Krabs: No.
 * Pearl: Goodbye, sweetie! [making kissing sound effects] Mwah! Mwah, mwah!